Peanut Butter Jelly and Ass Hair Sandwich

Spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and stand on it while dry shaving off ass hair. A dry shave is recommended (no water and of course, no shaving cream) because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. !!Make a Sandwich!! Spread a generous layer of peanut butter on … Read more

A New Day, The Other Me chapter 11

And at this moment I’m saving lives. Some are lives I do not care for; one is a life I care for greatly. What I’m doing goes against everything I’ve learned and experienced over my time on this planet. I am doing this to save lives from each other and from themselves because war doesn’t … Read more

Coming Home_(0)

Click. I was finally out. After so long I had really left. My parents would panic and do everything they could to find me when they woke up in the morning, but by then I will be 18, and I could hide, and they could not do anything leagally to come after me. I got … Read more

The Early Morning Discovery

Her brain left the grogginess of slumber behind and clicked on into cognitive perception as she slowly roll onto her back, stretching her stiff muscles in her long thin legs in response to a night’s sleep. Without even opening her eyes, she knew that it was still dark by the sound and the smell of … Read more

Heather (part 2)

Angie really hadn’t been lying when she told Heather her new stepfather was handsome, kind, and rich. If anything, she was underselling just how wonderful he was. He swept them up on a whirlwind of shopping sprees, eager to fulfill any need they had. Angie was enthusiastic about this, but Heather felt a bit strange … Read more

Mellors

Mellors, in his Lordships own words. Mellors was something of an enigma. A fine, hansom, upstanding young man with no ambition beyond becoming a Butler at my country house in Buckinghamshire. He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when time to leave school came he approached … Read more

NO RESERVATIONS

Brenda Olsen stood a little impatiently in line while waiting to register and get a key to her room. “Finally,” she muttered under her breath, “my turn!” “How may I help you?” the ditsy looking blonde behind the counter asked brightly. Brenda was about to give the woman a zinger but thought better of it … Read more

What Mom Knows Fucks Her in the Air

In WHAT MOM DOESN’T KNOW WILL FUCK HER 18-year-old Curtis goes to a Halloween party dressed in a costume designed for his absent father and ends up fucking his beautiful mother. In WHAT MOM KNOWS FUCKS HER AGAIN Curtis ends up in an amazing threesome with his mother and his fantasy girl the semi-celebrity weather … Read more

A Paranormal Affair

Paranormal Affair Even before the second shot of absinthe has finished burning its way down my throat, I can feel the first one beginning to take hold of me. Its vapours rise up my throat, I’m struggling not to cough and to remain steady. Its hardly the psychedelic dissolution of reality that LSD tends to … Read more

rich boys love 11

the next morning i work up in harveys arms thinking the night before was amazing. i got out of bed and headed towards the shower on my way to the shower i looked at harvey still fast asleep. i turned around to keep going to the shower when my cell begain to ring without looking … Read more

Cockbusters

Cockbusters. (Narrator) In this edition of our program the boys try to cum to grips with that old porn movie query “How much cum is too much?” Hopefully they can get their hands on the correct data to shoot some holes in this movie cliché. Who are the Cockbusters? Jay-me “The Heinie-man” who is always … Read more

Early Learning (part 1)

“Ok, no more driving for this weekend! Dad’s taxi service is now closed!” I joked to the kids as we arrived back home. It was a hot, hot day, and I’d just picked them up from tennis club. “oooh poor Daddy! So tired” said my daughter cheekily, smirking at me. Thanks Daddy!” added my son. … Read more

Making Maggy Pt2

We were in the club early for ‘Happy Hour’ 10.00 till 11.00pm. It was about 10.15 when I was approached quite secretly by Maggy. “Julia and Denise having been telling me that you are quite good in bed!” she whispered in my ear. And then before I could respond, she added. “Would you like to … Read more