This account is not intended to be historically accurate, but it is supposed to be humourous. A Royal Engagement The planning had taken several months. Diplomatic exchanges had been lengthy and tedious and now the happy union between Prince Harold of Moronia and Princess Lilla of Transvallia had been arranged to cement the union between … Read more
Chapter 7 ————————— As Ulrich gingerly placed the unconscious and now snoring Odd on his bed, he glanced at Yumi and Aelita and looked back at his boyfriend. The group, apart from Odd who (for some reason) fainted, were slightly shaken from witnessing Sero and Jeremie making out passionately in Jeremie’s dorm room. The thing … Read more
I waited for a while but she didn’t send a follow-up message. My fingers hovered over the keyboard and I wondered if I really did want to dive into this ocean of crazy. Well, I had promised. I really wish being the ‘nice guy’ wouldn’t always be so hazardous to my health. Me: “Okay…what is … Read more
I have one of the strangest super powers imaginable. My power is to turn the most highly intelligent, ugly, uptight, prudish woman into a gorgeous but stupid, slutty sex-crazed bimbo. My power only works on a very narrow spectrum of women. In order to be susceptible to my power, a woman must be in her … Read more
Katy was walking home from school. Her backpack bounced against her back as she walked along, shivering against the cold. It was late, around six o’clock, and she frowned as she glanced at her phone. She was supposed to cook dinner tonight and at this rate she’d be late. She picked up the pace, her … Read more
(I posted this once then lost my profile so I’m posting it again.) Today is my 22nd birthday and I am giving myself some free time to do what I want. For a long time, I have wanted to discuss the subject of guys worshipping my ass, so today is the day. Then tonight I … Read more
A gentle breeze rolled by, stirring me out of a light doze. I was lazing away the afternoon in a lounge chair on the beach with giant palm trees for shade and a half-full glass of rum on a table beside me. Beside me was my lovely wife of 11 years, flipping through the pages … Read more
I wasn’t exactly thrilled to join the virginity club. Didn’t think my lack of a boyfriend was anything worth discussing or be proud of. The counselor insisted I picked an extra-curricular activity and most of them involved something I was terrible at such as sports, cooking, music, dancing, poetry… I’m terrible at most things. I … Read more
I had an amazing run. It’s not everyday that I get a good winning streak on one of my favorite online shooting games. When I get into it, hours flew by. Feeling good and wanting to end on a high, I logged off and noticed the time. 11pm. Dang, it was late. Well, all that’s … Read more
For Louise with love The Education of Louise Aged 19 “Oh, fuck, I need to cum now, oh god, I’m so close!” Roger groaned as sweat dripped down from his graying hair. Louise heard him speak but simply sucked harder running her tongue round the round the large cock head that was filling her mouth. … Read more
I heard the front door open and shut. I stopped the video that I was watching on my computer screen and looked at my watch. It was 2:15 am on Saturday morning. “Hello. How come you’re still up? You’re usually in bed asleep when I get home on Friday night.” “I’ve got something that I … Read more
There was this kid over the back of our yard; his name was Taylor. He was around twelve years old and though he didn’t appear to be anything special I knew I had to have him, he was shortish and had brown hair streaked with blonde. I was seventeen of medium height and thick brown … Read more
His first year at Hogwarts had been exhausting for Harry. Besides all the new experiences and the shock of finding out he was a wizard and that there was an entirely secret society next to that he had known the events over the year had worn Harry out. For the first time in his life … Read more
The Abduction Part one It was supposed to be a quick trip to the corner store. Just run in grab a gallon of milk and head back home. Quick. Easy. I had done it a bazillion times before, but tonight what started as a normal errand become something far more sinister… Grabbing my purse and … Read more
“Hey look it’s the graveyard disciple! Ahaha!” I heard as a broken egg shell whizzed past my ear. I turned to look and some asshole had thrown an egg at this girl I often admire. Luckily it hit her locker door instead of her face. Her name is Jenica, but her friends call her Allura. … Read more
“Here you go,” Dad said, tossing me my phone. I gasped and scrambled to catch it. My hands grabbed the iPhone rose-hued aluminum case. I fumbled, fear rushing through my body as I fought to keep from dropping it. I pinned it to my breasts beneath the tight, pink tank top I wore. My heart … Read more
1 Michael could not believe his luck, a beautiful spring day like this and he got out of school early because the air conditioning system broke. On the other side of the coin, his closest friends were on the ball team so the coach held them at school for extra practice. He realized that the … Read more
Part 4 _____ For hours after screwing his virgin daughter in front of hundreds of Incestians, Yuri was dazed. With his brother’s help and that of his three children, he was led back to their home in the Incestia temporary housing center. It took time to revive him fully and even longer to assure him … Read more
The two girls lay panting in exhaustion by the creek. For the past 2 and a half hours they had been stuffed by the cock of every male pony from the Yen herd. Their cunts were so full that it was unbelievable! They slowly stood and made their way over to the lounge chair and … Read more
