In my family Christmas is sacred. We follow the Scandinavian traditions at this time of year. Between Boxing Day and New Years we visit family and friends enjoying one another’s company. Starting the evening of December 31 and well into the morning of January 1, my family rocks; it is party time. The children are … Read more
It was ‘Fucking Machines’ night at the club. I was excited as I’d never been on a fucking machine before. When I got there I had a quick look behind the closed curtains and saw some things that were obvious and some that I hadn’t a clue about. I looked forward to finding out what … Read more
Gemma seemed perfectly relaxed as I flicked my tongue over her little pink nipples, at the same time gently squeezing and rubbing those pliable mounds. They had only just started to swell but were large enough to leave everyone who saw them, with the knowledge that she had breasts. Her skin felt like satin, no … Read more
Well, it’s official. School is out! It’s summer! And that means that my friends and I are now all officially… Sophomores! That can only mean one thing, it’s time to throw a party! This was going to be a blowout to start the summer. I invited everyone. My friends, their friends, pretty much anyone who … Read more
The school bell rang. Another day had come and gone. As John packed his stuff, he noticed his friend Jenny coming to him. “Hey, John. Ready to go home?”, she said. “Sure, let me just finish packing, I’ll be ready in a second.” John had known Jenny for a few years now. They were in … Read more
March 4, 1990: Robert “Bo” Boggs, a pig-eyed chain-smoking fifty something trucker, dumps a yet another container full of waste chemicals being used in the efforts to create a truly successful pheromone-based aphrodisiac. After years of testing, the scientists had failed to locate the elusive X Factor that would make the drug effective. Abandoning this … Read more
Sissy the Redhead: Big Brother and Mamma Pt IV “This summer is going to suck,” I said to myself as I walked back to my mom’s house after wasting an hour not catching any fish. After all, I didn’t have any friends around here, we lived out in the country, so I couldn’t walk to … Read more
It was rough for the week. I ignored Ms. Harper and avoided eye contact at all costs. I’m going to be honest though, I missed her; her taste, her touch, her scent. Pretty much everything. On friday I was dreading on seeing Ms. Harper but it was inevitable. We should talk. We needed to. I … Read more
Chapter 8 Needless to say we attacked the rest of the season like wild animals, winning game after game. Every game won got me closer to my goal, and with the core group in my pocket I felt confident that I’d soon be up in my daughter. Sabine had just gone on assuming that the … Read more
Several days had passed since the arrival of the Europeans. Their rudimentary fortification, containing housing, storage, and all those necessary facilities, now laid busily on the beach. In spite of all the hard work the men seemed awfully pleased with the situation. Many took full advantage of the beauty standards of the natives, who seemed … Read more
My name is Angel. I was nineteen at the time the events in this story happened. I’m five feet, two inches tall. I have long brown hair and large-ish breasts, though I do wish they were bigger! I do have a toned, athletic, body though from a decade of gymnastics. I went to a party … Read more
I would at this time like to revoke the last 2 paragraphs of my previous story and replace it with this one and the following story. Although that is how the story ends I real life I would like to start a fictional version as you all know so this is what I’m replacing it … Read more
[b]31 CRAWL, TALL PAUL Talk at school by the Yankees had tested the patience of the Cubs, Paul being the primary instigator. Sean immediately picks up on the negative vibes during pre-game warm-ups. He calls a team meeting. “Sounds like we lost that beautiful team spirit. What’s wrong guys?” Fred says, “I really want to … Read more
My name is Veronica, and I was a fairly normal college girl until my boyfriend (sexually speaking, at least), Chad, got me into threesomes with a friend of his, Henry. I could describe me, as the men in my life would agree I’m quite the catch, even for a college-aged teenager, but I’ll let you … Read more
It was Rebecca’s ovulation party, where they celebrated her first ovulation. She was the last to start ovulating and her friends all happen to have synchronized ovulations and were thusly horny. Embracing her sexuality, Rebecca wore a daring miniskirt. Red and plaid, covering a fourth of her thigh. Jasmine: That skirt is really short; I … Read more
Category fiction/erotic humour From Pine Ridge to Princess. The afternoon sun shone brightly on the Berghoff, its snow covered peak dazzlingly white against the clear blue sky. The city was almost deserted everyone seemed glued to their TVs or lining the streets from the Palace to the Cathedral for today Prince Boris was to marry … Read more
A wave of dizziness, and nausea overcame the young girl, and she had made it to the bathroom just in time. Tears fell from her eyes, down her cheeks, and dropped onto the toilet seat and threw up once more. Her pale hand reached over, and flushed the toilet. She closed the lid, and collapsed … Read more
WEDNESDAY: … Memo: Bob, we have a situation in accounting. Leonard, a long time employee has been observed looking at Kiddie porn at work. Signed: … Wallace, Chief of security. Sitting back in my chair I look out the window. Leonard yet, what the fuck was he thinking. Jeez, he has two children of his … Read more
Have you ever had one of those fantasies? You know, the ones that feel so real you begin to wonder if you are actually imagining them. Well, I do… because I have them all the time! Sometimes, they turn into a story, but mostly they remain trapped inside my brain. That is, until now… Before … Read more
It’s In The Blood I am great grandfather, grandfather and father in one line of descendants. You have heard the song “I’m My Own Grandpa?” My theme song ought to be something about, “I’m my own worst enemy.” I’m an old man now and look back on the genetic shit storm I’ve created and wonder … Read more
