The Chauffeur (#35) Oh, the Tales We Weave

When I woke up Monday morning following the Thanksgiving weekend, it dawned on me that we needed to get Maddie back home to Toronto. Dakota called to get the plane ready and to have a car sent to take me, Maddie, Dakota, and Mom to Toronto. I think to myself that I really haven’t seen … Read more

Business Trip Chapter 5

A BLAST OF country western music startled him back to consciousness. What? It was morning? How was that possible? He was still snuggled in against Ann, still inside her. And he really, really needed to pee. He pulled away, which provoked a little shriek. “Need to pee.” “Me too.” She went sprinting off through the … Read more

Titcage (Chapter 28)

Chapter 28 SLUTTY FRIED CHICKEN The new employee was the sluttiest – and the sexiest – thing Gary had ever seen. She was blonde and busty, and was wearing a tiny blue pleated skirt that exposed the lower curve of her buttocks even when she was standing still. Above the waist she wore a ridiculously … Read more

Beltworld Ch.1_(0)

Recently edited for minor corrections and revision. On the belt, they have a saying: Minerals are controlled by capitalists, flesh is controlled by entrepreneurs. They say it’s because people preferred the competition of smaller businesses and therefore put corporations at a disadvantage to small businesses. However, it was actually a government regulation put in place … Read more

Rightica

I was in my twenties when The States split off into two separate countries. It was only a matter of years before Rightica easily passed the Female Submissive Bill of 2080. I remember checking off “Yes” in the ballot box: Title: Female submissive Right of Male Dominant Act. Be it Hereby Enacted by Rightica Congress. … Read more

MY NEIGHBOR COMES TO MY RESCUE

Darren and I got married right out of college, and we’ve been together for nearly fourteen years. It started out great… date nights every week, lots of sex, fun trips… but within a few years Darren got deep into gambling… and unfortunately, our marriage suffered as a result. He was always a big sports fan, … Read more

Memphis gets a maid… pt-2 ~ quick trip to the toy store

We walked into the novelty store, it reminded me of an old Spencer’s Gifts, like you’d see at the mall. It was complete with a goofy emo teen behind the counter, who didn’t even bother acknowledging our entrance. It seem to have the same layout, so we headed to the back. That’s where Spencer’s always … Read more

SCREEN TEST_(1)

“Come on in darlin’ and have a seat,” Leo Coffman said smoothly, “now, what can I do for ya!?!” “Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was just wondering if the position was still available?!?” “You mean the ad in the Underground Times,” he asked casually!?! “Uh, yes,” she replied … Read more

Pine Ridge to Princess

Category fiction/erotic humour From Pine Ridge to Princess. The afternoon sun shone brightly on the Berghoff, its snow covered peak dazzlingly white against the clear blue sky. The city was almost deserted everyone seemed glued to their TVs or lining the streets from the Palace to the Cathedral for today Prince Boris was to marry … Read more

The Chauffeur (#44) Seattle

Jill and I got dressed quickly for the ‘introduction date’. Neither one of the participants knew ahead of time that they had already met their dinner date. That was my own little joke, at least it was funny in my head. When I told Jill about it, I got a huge eyeroll and a shake … Read more

Alicia Saves Her Mother’s Job

“No I understand that it has to be done. Once I make my final decision I’ll let you know who as well as informing the person affected. By Friday it will be finished Mr. Johnson. No it is very unfortunate that it’s come to this I agree. Yes sir I will speak to you soon.” … Read more

I THOUGHT I WAS A LESBIAN UNTIL MY BOSS FORCED ME TO FUCK HIM

I knew I was into girls from a pretty young age. I was infatuated early on with several beautiful actresses and storybook heroines, which eventually developed into real-life crushes on a few of my teenage girl friends. As we entered high school, and I started having sexual fantasies, I always found myself masturbating to images … Read more