“Come on in darlin’ and have a seat,” Leo Coffman said smoothly, “now, what can I do for ya!?!” “Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was just wondering if the position was still available?!?” “You mean the ad in the Underground Times,” he asked casually!?! “Uh, yes,” she replied … Read more
Category fiction/erotic humour From Pine Ridge to Princess. The afternoon sun shone brightly on the Berghoff, its snow covered peak dazzlingly white against the clear blue sky. The city was almost deserted everyone seemed glued to their TVs or lining the streets from the Palace to the Cathedral for today Prince Boris was to marry … Read more
Jill and I got dressed quickly for the ‘introduction date’. Neither one of the participants knew ahead of time that they had already met their dinner date. That was my own little joke, at least it was funny in my head. When I told Jill about it, I got a huge eyeroll and a shake … Read more
“No I understand that it has to be done. Once I make my final decision I’ll let you know who as well as informing the person affected. By Friday it will be finished Mr. Johnson. No it is very unfortunate that it’s come to this I agree. Yes sir I will speak to you soon.” … Read more
I knew I was into girls from a pretty young age. I was infatuated early on with several beautiful actresses and storybook heroines, which eventually developed into real-life crushes on a few of my teenage girl friends. As we entered high school, and I started having sexual fantasies, I always found myself masturbating to images … Read more
Christmas 2016 Ten days to go ‘til Christmas, John Griffin just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous people went by. Happy and joyous yeah right! My ass he thought! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people … Read more
Vince woke up, showered, dressed, and was doing a final check in the mirror before heading down to the lobby of his hotel where his business conference was being held. It was scheduled to start in about 45 minutes, so he figured he had time for breakfast beforehand. It was only a one-day conference, so … Read more
Brenda began working for a large property development company in Columbus, OH right after graduating from college. She had done well there… rising to the level of Sr. Regional Manager fairly quickly…. and she’d been in that position for a little more than eight years when she got a huge promotion…. to VP of Operations. … Read more
I awake early the next day. Weirdly no sex dream but I did have one bad case of morning wood. I look under the covers at my throbbing member. I grab it with my hand and it instantly feels good. Slowly I begin to stroke it up and down, working the full shaft. I think … Read more
Work seems to have taken over my life in the last few years. Appointments, chemical shipments, equipment repairs, business meetings and finances haven’t left me much of a social life. I really should hire a staff member or two, I can certainly afford it, but the risk out weighs any reward. So instead I run … Read more
Chapter 1 – Arrival Loud footsteps echoed amidst the quiet late evening… A person walking… and dragging a luggage… Footwear? Sandals… thin, with flat soles… Pace? relaxed but hurrying… Jiggling sound… must be bracelets… A woman… Without taking his fingers off the computer keyboard, Tamers averted his eyes towards the glass front doors waiting to … Read more
PART 1 RE-CAP: Vince left his hotel room and was heading to a conference when he realized he’d left his wallet in his suitcase back in his room. When he returned to get it, he found that Amy – a hotel maid – had opened his suitcase and was stealing money from his wallet. Vince … Read more
James Hunter was nervously sat in his living room waiting for his two best friends to pick him up it was his 18th birthday today. And they had a surprise for him. James’s mother was busy tidying up the house before she disappeared to go to her new Saturday job. Wendy hunter finished tidying up … Read more
Now I know being married at such a young age is crazy, but right after graduation I did it. But I honestly thought I found the guy of my dreams. Josh is sweet, caring, respectful, has a very nice body, and spoils me all the time. I love his romantic side, he makes me laugh … Read more
“I cannot think of the deep sea without shuddering at the nameless things that may be crawling and floundering on its slimy bed. I dream of a day when they may rise to drag down mankind—when the land shall sink, and the dark ocean floor ascend amidst universal pandemonium.” -HP Lovecraft, “Dagon” *** One day … Read more
Madame French patted the riding crop against her hand expectantly. She watched the horse being led into the training area – a fenced ring filled with sand. Stalls surrounded it, opening into the ring so she could get any of her horses into the ring, on demand. They watched anxiously as the newcomer arrived – … Read more
A lot has happened since my last Dilemma episode. Mr Penis has caused me great distress, I ended up in hospital for an extended period, no joke. Mary’s husband, a jealous man, was told by someone that I had been sexually harassing her. Not true, I was fucking her, with her consent. Anyway he followed … Read more
For some while Mike sat there with a blank piece of paper in front of him spending much of that time looking his teacher, Miss Anya up and down as she sat at her desk at the front of the classroom. Just watching her sitting there, looking at those sensual legs of hers beneath her … Read more
I had moved back near my parents and lived in my own place. I had a part time job working as a barmaid in a bar that was mainly used by older men and was not very busy. The men that drank there were not into the fancy drinks; they liked a pint of beer … Read more
Early morning in her little hole in the mall, Alix, a happy-go-lucky young brunette, was tidying up her station for minimum wage. Sunny Cafe was technically open, but not many people were passing by at this hour, and the ones who did already had a Starbucks cup in their hand. A knock on the counter … Read more
