Harry Potter Promise NR.12

Chapter 1 Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter, I’m just using the characters for my own enjoyment! Minerva sighed as she sat down at her desk in her office at McGonagall Castle. The last few days since term had ended had been a whirlwind of emotion, not much of it good. At the end of … Read more

1Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

As the sun crept into the smallest bedroom in the house at # 4 Privet Drive, Harry Potter fought the urge to wake up. Harry was having a nice pleasant dream. He dreamt that he was sitting on the shore of the ocean with his feet in the cool water, while reading a book about … Read more

30Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty: Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of … Read more

Harry Potter NR.3

Legends of Potter by Roff Chapter Eleven – Back to School Everyone went home a few days before school started back up. They all planned to sit together on the train in their usual compartment. Harry spent his last few days at home continuing with his tough workout routine in the mornings and karate in … Read more

Gray Jedi Ch. 4

Gray Jedi Ch. 4 “There it is,” Malik said, pointing at the star map.  “I’ll program our route to the Dagobah system.” “Excellent,” Serra replied.  “Oh, incoming transmission from Alderaan, encoded.” “I’d bet that it’s Bail Organa.  Put it on screen.”  As his face appeared on the monitor, Malik said, “Senator, I apologize for our … Read more

Gray Jedi Ch. 6

Gray Jedi Ch. 6 “That is my official designation. But as you well know, my friends call me Rex.” “Yes… Captain Rex of the 501st legion,” Malik replied. “The same, sir.” “Also the legion that slaughtered all our friends in the Jedi Temple,” Malik seethed, gripping his lightsaber tightly. “I had nothing to do with … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.9

Chapter 1 And here we are at year six! Thank you to everyone who has followed me this far. I hope you enjoy the next installment! I’m sorry it took so long, but I got really hung up on how to twist the sixth book to my own story. And I’m trying my hand at … Read more

Santa_(0)

John Timberland stretched his six foot body out as he climbed out of his car. Rubbing his blue eyes he shook his head at the scene before him. Several people were shouting at the desk clerk at the front door. Walking up the poor man looked at John with a pleading look. “What are you … Read more

Sexy Shenanigans of the Trump Regime: Hope Hicks

It was the kind of black tie event that is mandatory for the power elite in Washington. The ambassador to Iran was celebrating a new economic treaty and high-ranking officials from the multi-national corporations benefiting most were in attendance. Politicians who rely on contributions from the big companies were working the floor and trying to … Read more

Kelly Ripa Wants To Be On Top

This story begins in 2011 when Kelly Ripa was co-host on Live with Regis and Kelly. The story moves through the next year when Kelly finally becomes the star of her own TV show, Live with Kelly and Michael. Kelly Ripa is really pissed off. She has been co-host of the ABC morning show, “Live … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.2

Chapter 6 Disclaimer: not mine When Minerva returned from seeing Poppy back to Hogwarts, she found a rather depressed Sirius waiting for her. Not wanting to find another chair, she simply sat down on the edge of the bed, lightly resting her hand on top of Harry’s free one, mindful of the healing process taking … Read more

Mary’s Marvelous Family Chapter 6

Chapter 6 Mary woke up, but she kept her eyes closed because she wanted to hold on to her dream as long as she could. It was so hot, wet, and realistic that it seemed real, in fact she’d swear that she still felt 2 cocks filling her pussy. Reluctantly she opened her eyes and … Read more

9Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Nine: Meow! Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a … Read more

18Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Eighteen: “Doctor, Doctor, give me the news…” After Tonks had left, Harry and Hermione had a very interesting conversation. “B-but I-I already m-met your f-folks,” Harry pointed out nervously. “You said ‘hi’ to them from across the room five years ago,” corrected Hermione. “That isn’t what I’d call /’meeting them’/.” “C-couldn’t we do this … Read more

27Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Seven: 2, 3, 4, give me more. Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal … Read more

Santa IV

John emerged from the opening this time at a leisurely walk. Stopping a moment he looked out past the blurriness of the edge of the time bubble they were all in. Well he thought so far so good, feeling a slight vibration he looked in the bag he was carrying.    John’s mouth dropped open, … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.7

Chapter 11 I know a lot of people have opinions over Umbridge’s detentions, and Harry’s not telling McGonagall. I know the arguments, and while I understand them, what you have to realize is, having guardians who actually give a crap doesn’t change the fact that Harry’s still too stubborn for his own good. He doesn’t … Read more