Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty Two: Book Signings and Doe Signs Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal … Read more
Chapter Twenty-Two: Harry and Hermione attempt their first original ritual. In order to prepare themselves for the rituals that Hermione had created, the brunette witch devised a comprehensive workout routine. This routine consisted of several yoga postures as well as various calisthenics. Both of the young lovers would practice the same yoga postures, but they … Read more
Hermione had been gone much longer than the previous evening and both of her dorm mates were apparently already asleep. She couldn’t believe what had just happened to her. She thought she must be in shock because normally she would be crying and panicking about getting in trouble. Now though, she felt oddly calm. She … Read more
Chapter 1 I’m glad It’s OK Not To Be OK was well received. This story will cover Harry’s fifth year. I try to keep most major events the same, but twisting them to fit my own ideas. I tried to put in as many details from the book as I could remember, but keep in … Read more
It was just two weeks after the female-fronted metal band Butcher Babies ended their nationwide tour opening for Marilyn Manson. The tour had been a huge success—on the surface, at least. True, most of the venues had had either sold out or come very close to the mark, but partway into the tour it became … Read more
With his wand, Harry removed the silver fibrous strand which was his memory and placed it in the pensieve on the Minister’s desk. The swirling liquid in the vessel bubbled as it swallowed the strands. Harry Potter looked at the recently appointed Minister of Magic, Kingsley Shackelbolt. He stammered a bit, and said, “This is … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fifteen: Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer! Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with … Read more
Chapter 4 Captain Marvel grinned at his sister Mary when the lightning flash faded. “Bet I can get naked faster than you.” “You’re on,” Mary said. Captain Marvel jumped out of his sister’s bed and stripped out of his cape, boots, pants, and tunic as fast as he could. He had a little trouble getting … Read more
Story Codes: Mf, f-mast, cream pie, hp, grope, spank Star Wars: The Restricted Files Part 2 – Meeting Ass-hoka Tano Part 2 “Hey Dad… Where’s Chewie?” asked a flustered Anakin Solo as he and his fifteen year old sister, Jaina, walked into the family’s living room to find their father rooting through the cushions on … Read more
Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires Chapter One – Camping Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author. Story Codes: mf, first, grope, magic, mc, Harry was having the best time of his life; he was with the … Read more
The fight had been going on for the better part of an hour with Batgirl trading punches and kicks with the East Side Rangers, a well organized group of gang members led by a woman who called herself The Mask. Driving a particularly hard punch to the side of her second’s woman, Batgirl finished off … Read more
Chapter Three Summary: Harry and Hermione spend time studying… and they happen to read a book or two as well Harry woke up the next day to birds singing a happy song. Of course the effing birds were singing happily; the sun had just risen, and they, being creatures that loved rising early, sang with … Read more
Au Star wars universe where Senator Padme Amidala never met Anakin Skywalker and is instead protected by a young Sith who saved her when Naboo was taken by Nute Gunray and became her protector and guardian. ######################################### They met on her home planet of Naboo, right as she was fleeing the palace. She was queen … Read more
Surely some magical force had to be working to prevent the bed from collapsing, as all four bodies made a dive for it at once, arms and legs tangled together in a heady mixture of sweat and desire. Harry found Ginny at once, and pulled her on top of his body for a slow and … Read more
Chapter 16 Disclaimer: don’t own As January began to wind down, Harry and his friends continued to do their research, and carried out reconnaissance missions, keeping an eye on the Ministry entrance, Diagon Alley, and Hogsmeade. By picking up copies of the Daily Prophet whenever they could, they learned of the Muggleborn Registration Commission, a … Read more
The Dwarves had regained Erebor during the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin had slain Azog the Defiler but was badly wounded during the battle. He survived thanks to the elves best healers and he was crowned by the rest of his people. His nephews Kili and Fili survived the battle thanks to the elf woman … Read more
My wife Gina Coladangelo was a beautiful, tall, 43 yr old blonde who had an insatiable appetite for sex. So what’s the problem say? Even though I still had the hots for her after 11 years of marriage; I couldn’t keep her satisfied. I, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she … Read more
It was hot on the SS Tipton. Really hot. The giant cruise ship was currently slowly cruising along the quite waters of the Caribbean Sea, where the sun beat down on the sky deck of the ship with a relentless, burning heat. For Cody Martin, the sun was especially hot. Cody had sensitive skin, and … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Five Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more
John was sweating profusely, the dream he’d bolted awake from had seemed more real than not. Shaking John got out of bed walking to the kitchen area to get something to drink. Dear god he thought he could still smell the sweat and grime where the woman was. Closing his eyes he still couldn’t see … Read more
