Misty Mountains Prologue and Chapter One

The Dwarves had regained Erebor during the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin had slain Azog the Defiler but was badly wounded during the battle. He survived thanks to the elves best healers and he was crowned by the rest of his people. His nephews Kili and Fili survived the battle thanks to the elf woman … Read more

Sexual Shenanigans of Boris Johnson’s Regime: Matt Hancock

My wife Gina Coladangelo was a beautiful, tall, 43 yr old blonde who had an insatiable appetite for sex. So what’s the problem say? Even though I still had the hots for her after 11 years of marriage; I couldn’t keep her satisfied. I, Oliver Tress, considered myself to be a good lover and she … Read more

The Suite Life on Deck: Episode I

It was hot on the SS Tipton. Really hot. The giant cruise ship was currently slowly cruising along the quite waters of the Caribbean Sea, where the sun beat down on the sky deck of the ship with a relentless, burning heat. For Cody Martin, the sun was especially hot. Cody had sensitive skin, and … Read more

5Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Five Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more

Santa III

John was sweating profusely, the dream he’d bolted awake from had seemed more real than not. Shaking John got out of bed walking to the kitchen area to get something to drink. Dear god he thought he could still smell the sweat and grime where the woman was. Closing his eyes he still couldn’t see … Read more

Naruto: Slave for You Ch. 4

It had been a couple of months since that first day of training with Kurenai. True to her word, she trained them hard to get them ready for future missions. Mornings consisted of training in the shinobi arts which included sparing, chakra control exercises, learning about nature chakra, and other things that she believed suited … Read more

DESTINY IN A WORLD OF HEROES.

Chapter 1 Mark Saint hadn’t really believed his eyes when he woke up in an alley in GOTHAM CITY. For a second he even thought that one of his brothers was playing an elaborate joke on him and had dropped him off on a Warner bros movie set. That’s what he thought, until a black … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.4

Chapter 16 Wow, over 300 reviews! I’m so happy you all like it, and thank you so much for telling me! So, it only took 15 chapters, but the summer is finally over. The story will pick up a bit from here. Disclaimer: don’t own August thirty first saw a very boisterous group of people … Read more

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Eroticism – Ch 8

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Eroticism Chapter 8 – Three is Company Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author An hour earlier, two compartments along, Fred and George were talking eagerly with Lee about their recent find … Read more

8Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eight Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more

28Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches… and pains in the arse. The next morning, after a good long rest, thirteen naked, sweaty, and fairly sticky people fumbled around in blindness. “No one remove your blindfolds,” one Hermione commanded. “We don’t want to risk aparadox.” “It’s funny that we’re worried about a paradox when … Read more

The Benson Burner Project – Chapter 1

Author’s Note: While I normally don’t care if you read this part or not, it’s your loss if you don’t. I like to give you a glimpse into my psyche and overall, entertain. Everything I write should be written like I actually want it to be read. The legal stuff should always be illegally funny. … Read more

24Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Four: Grime and Punishment Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is … Read more

GameLive: Chapter One

Okay, this is my first entry in what is planned to be a multi game crossing possibly more. I’m writing this for fans of the game series, and as such, am trying to keep it as game related as possible. This installment is mainly setting up the story and introducing characters. Sorry in advance to … Read more

Harry Potter NR.2_(1)

Chapter Seven – Defense Instructor Extraordinaire Another week went by and Harry was starting to feel guilty. Hermione had been complaining about no Defense Against the Dark Arts class and how far they were falling behind. This made Harry realize that the first and second years were really getting the worst end of it. It … Read more

Jessie: Luke gets punished

Chapter 1 Jessie lay in the full body tub as she let the water embrace her sexy seventeen-year-old body. She still could not believe that after she graduated high school at 17, left Texas, and came to New York she became a nanny to the Ross family. There was Bertram the butler, Zuri the youngest … Read more