Taylor Swift Goes to ‘That Stupid Club’

31 December 2016 Taylor Swift couldn’t wait for the party. Dan Dymtrow had told her that an executive producer of Weinstein Company was holding a New Year’s party and needed someone for the main event of the night. Dan had mentioned her and she got the job. She would finally get a chance to display … Read more

7Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Seven Summary: Brainy birds are naughty! Harry cursed at himself for his own stupidity as he dashed behind the couch where Hermione had landed. Hermione had simply wanted to see how his love based magic affected his power and Harry had complied. He concentrated on his love based magic and yet, somehow he bollixed … Read more

Retelling The Karate Kid Chapter 3

“Who is this twerp”!” Johnny demanded from Allie after shutting off his dirtbike. The rest of his group were following their leader for moral support. They were the black belts of the Cobra Kai dojo and they were closer than brothers. “Johnny leave him alone. It’s over between us!!” Aliie pleaded with her ex. “Looks … Read more

2Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Two Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e.: smut), bad spelling and grammar. Also, the smut is going to be a bit more graphic than last time. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad … Read more

Naruto: Slave for You Ch. 2

Hinata awoke to the smell of breakfast. Slowly, she opened her eyes and was startled to find herself not in her own room. Then the memories of last night started to emerge in her mind as she reached for the collar around her next. It hadn’t been a dream after all. She had told the … Read more

10Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Ten Summary: Things get revealed in the bathroom… well more revealed than they already are that is. “Oh, bugger,” repeated Harry. A small House-Elf partially hidden behind the wall of other House-Elves was able to pop his or her head through a tiny opening and gazed in awe at Harry and Hermione’s naked forms. … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.3

Susan had a lot to think about. Top of her list was the new relationship her aunt appeared to be in, or headed towards, but a close second was Harry Potter. She had been surprised to receive an invitation to his home, but had been so happy to be included, especially when it meant she … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.5

Chapter 21 Over 400 reviews! You guys are awesome! Disclaimer: not mine The next week, McGonagall made a rather interesting announcement at the end of class. “Part of the tradition of Triwizard Tournament is to have a Yule ball on Christmas day. It is open to all students fourth year and above, though a younger … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.12

Chapter 1 Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter, I’m just using the characters for my own enjoyment! Minerva sighed as she sat down at her desk in her office at McGonagall Castle. The last few days since term had ended had been a whirlwind of emotion, not much of it good. At the end of … Read more

1Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

As the sun crept into the smallest bedroom in the house at # 4 Privet Drive, Harry Potter fought the urge to wake up. Harry was having a nice pleasant dream. He dreamt that he was sitting on the shore of the ocean with his feet in the cool water, while reading a book about … Read more

30Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty: Threats, Boobies, and Fake Names Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of … Read more

Harry Potter NR.3

Legends of Potter by Roff Chapter Eleven – Back to School Everyone went home a few days before school started back up. They all planned to sit together on the train in their usual compartment. Harry spent his last few days at home continuing with his tough workout routine in the mornings and karate in … Read more

Gray Jedi Ch. 4

Gray Jedi Ch. 4 “There it is,” Malik said, pointing at the star map.  “I’ll program our route to the Dagobah system.” “Excellent,” Serra replied.  “Oh, incoming transmission from Alderaan, encoded.” “I’d bet that it’s Bail Organa.  Put it on screen.”  As his face appeared on the monitor, Malik said, “Senator, I apologize for our … Read more

Gray Jedi Ch. 6

Gray Jedi Ch. 6 “That is my official designation. But as you well know, my friends call me Rex.” “Yes… Captain Rex of the 501st legion,” Malik replied. “The same, sir.” “Also the legion that slaughtered all our friends in the Jedi Temple,” Malik seethed, gripping his lightsaber tightly. “I had nothing to do with … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.9

Chapter 1 And here we are at year six! Thank you to everyone who has followed me this far. I hope you enjoy the next installment! I’m sorry it took so long, but I got really hung up on how to twist the sixth book to my own story. And I’m trying my hand at … Read more

Santa_(0)

John Timberland stretched his six foot body out as he climbed out of his car. Rubbing his blue eyes he shook his head at the scene before him. Several people were shouting at the desk clerk at the front door. Walking up the poor man looked at John with a pleading look. “What are you … Read more

Sexy Shenanigans of the Trump Regime: Hope Hicks

It was the kind of black tie event that is mandatory for the power elite in Washington. The ambassador to Iran was celebrating a new economic treaty and high-ranking officials from the multi-national corporations benefiting most were in attendance. Politicians who rely on contributions from the big companies were working the floor and trying to … Read more