Gray Jedi Ch. 8 “There’s the hangar,” Malik said, peering through his electrobinoculars. “A couple of patrols, nothing too bad. The entrance is still sealed up, so I bet they think nobody can get in that way.” “Now we just gotta figure out how to get in unnoticed,” Serra muttered. “Sir, I’m back!” Rex said, … Read more
Chapter 8 A lot of people have been guessing at how I’m going to deal with the horcrux in Harry, and though some of you have come close or are on the right track, no one has gotten it yet! So I’ve decided to offer up a sort of prize, if you will. To anyone … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eleven: Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over … Read more
Clara slowly came to her senses. She gasped softly as cool air brushed against her skin. The petite girl nervously opened her eyes. Where was she this time? Clara was horrified to discover that she was naked again, tied down to a cold metal platform. Her hands and feet were restrained by heavy metal clamps … Read more
Legends of Potter Chapter One – Privet Drive “GET UP BOY AND GET BREAKFAST READY!” “Yes, Uncle Vernon,” said a groggy voice. Uncle Vernon opened the bedroom door. “After that I have some chores for you to do outside.” Uncle Vernon almost seemed cheerful when he said that. “Yes, Uncle Vernon” said Harry while putting … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Four Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Seventeen: It’s Not Easy Being Green Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of … Read more
Chapter 17 Snape looked up at the sound of the knock on his door, and set aside the essay he had been grading. An abysmal effort by a second year Hufflepuff, barely worth the parchment it had been written on. He opened the door to see Black standing on the other side. Sirius tried not … Read more
You’ve heard about it in the news once and not after because the White House’s inside team will make sure nothing about it is leaked out to the press. This is one of the many dirty secrets that have never been allowed to leave the ‘Führerbunker’…until now. Guest-starring perverted middle-aged politicians from the Trump Administration. … Read more
Chapter Twenty: Harry and Hermione face off against the Death Eater Threat and then face off against their dry spell. “Awww…. Did we interrupt?” the Death Eater asked mockingly as he pointed at Harry’s crotch. Harry looked down at his lap and found/ ‘Harry, Jr.’ sleeping in the open air, oblivious to the danger around … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fourteen: Places a bra… err… abroad. Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over … Read more
Epilogue: Look everybody! It’s an epilogue! Nineteen Years Later… Wait… what? Nineteen? Why nineteen? Don’t these things happen in even amounts of years like “two,”“ten,” or “twenty”? Or even increments of five years? Why would I go against convention and use an odd number like nineteen? “Oh, look at me; I’m such a rebel. I … Read more
Toward the end of the week, I was in the kitchen helping out with some dishes when Bobby came down the stairs. “Kellie, come here a second.” He called. I finished rinsing off the plate and followed him up the stairs into his mother’s room, where he was sleeping during his stay. “I want to … Read more
Chapter Thirty Four: And the Walls Come Crumbling Down Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing (et al.) and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Three: What’s a Tree? Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is … Read more
This is a work of fan fiction. All characters are the property of their respective owners. I own the story line. Chapter 9 – Naughty Little Minx It was a typical Sunday afternoon; Ron sat at the table with his wife, each going over notes for the coming week’s work. Atypically though, Hermione was doing … Read more
Chapter Twenty-Six: Tempers flare and a shocking revelation or two… perhaps three. “Lousy son of a bitch, I’ll kill him!” Those eight words had been repeated constantly by Hermione as she stomped down the hall. After Harry had told her the devastating news that Ron had been lending out the “instructional” Pensieve Memory that the … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Six Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more
“Hey, what are you doing here?” asked Shikamaru as Naruto entered the room. Naruto pointed to his forehead protector with a grin. “I managed to pass after all,” said Naruto. “Troublesome,” said the lazy Nara as he set his head down to take a nap. Naruto was about to say something when Iruka entered the … Read more
Chapter 8 Disclaimer: don’t own Harry Potter. Breakfast was a somewhat quiet affair the next morning; everyone was tired, having to get used to waking up early after several months of freedom. Minerva handed out schedules as usual, passing Harry his with a small smile, before moving on down the table. Harry looked over his … Read more
