harry_potter_01_(0) by

================================================================== The following day, Ron, Hermione and Neville were surprised to find all the DA members, with the exception of Luna, Harry and Ginny of course, impatiently waiting for them at the Gryffindor common room. “What are you doing here?” asked Ron although he already knew why. “Because of this, mate. Now, tell us what’s … Read more

Star Wars: The Restricted Files – Chapter 7 – Breaking the Slave Ring Part 2

Disclaimer: The following story is not connected with the Star Wars franchise, or its creator, George Lucas and does not represent the characters, writers or producers of set franchise. Story Codes: MF, blackmail, grope, hp, oral, grope, spank Star Wars: The Restricted Files Part 7 – Breaking The Slave Ring Part 2 by Avatrek ([email protected]) … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.11_(1)

Severus Snape was surprised. Christmas was normally not a holiday he celebrated, choosing instead to spend the day working on various projects, or catching up on reading he wasn’t able to get to with all those snot-nosed brats running around during the term. At least, that’s how it used to be. He found that he … Read more

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires – Chapter 2 – The Top Box

Harry Potter and the Spellbook of Desires Chapter Two – The Top Box Disclaimer: This story does not reflect the attitudes or characters in the Harry Potter series, nor does it have any affiliation with its author. Story Codes: mF, cream pie, first, magic, mc, preg Harry Potter had discovered the book of his dreams, … Read more

Sexual Shenanigans of the Five Eyes: Scott Morrison

I flew into Bangkok on the 5pm flight out of Canberra, hoping that my stay would be a short one. I worked hard all my life and deserved a well-earned rest. As with the bushfire, my ministries can sort this out. I’m certain that fire will be gone by the time landed in Bangkok. I … Read more

32Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Thirty Two: Book Signings and Doe Signs Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal … Read more

22Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Twenty-Two: Harry and Hermione attempt their first original ritual. In order to prepare themselves for the rituals that Hermione had created, the brunette witch devised a comprehensive workout routine. This routine consisted of several yoga postures as well as various calisthenics. Both of the young lovers would practice the same yoga postures, but they … Read more

Hermione Granger, Chapter 3: Unexpected Assistance

Hermione had been gone much longer than the previous evening and both of her dorm mates were apparently already asleep. She couldn’t believe what had just happened to her. She thought she must be in shock because normally she would be crying and panicking about getting in trouble. Now though, she felt oddly calm. She … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.6

Chapter 1 I’m glad It’s OK Not To Be OK was well received. This story will cover Harry’s fifth year. I try to keep most major events the same, but twisting them to fit my own ideas. I tried to put in as many details from the book as I could remember, but keep in … Read more

Butcher Babies and the X-Rated Show by

It was just two weeks after the female-fronted metal band Butcher Babies ended their nationwide tour opening for Marilyn Manson. The tour had been a huge success—on the surface, at least. True, most of the venues had had either sold out or come very close to the mark, but partway into the tour it became … Read more

Hagrid studies for the OWLs

With his wand, Harry removed the silver fibrous strand which was his memory and placed it in the pensieve on the Minister’s desk. The swirling liquid in the vessel bubbled as it swallowed the strands. Harry Potter looked at the recently appointed Minister of Magic, Kingsley Shackelbolt. He stammered a bit, and said, “This is … Read more

15Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fifteen: Happy B-Day to the Erection Killer! Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with … Read more

Mary’s Marvelous Family Chapter 4

Chapter 4 Captain Marvel grinned at his sister Mary when the lightning flash faded. “Bet I can get naked faster than you.” “You’re on,” Mary said. Captain Marvel jumped out of his sister’s bed and stripped out of his cape, boots, pants, and tunic as fast as he could. He had a little trouble getting … Read more

Star Wars: The Restricted Files – Chapter 2 – Meeting Ass-hoka Tano Part 2

Story Codes: Mf, f-mast, cream pie, hp, grope, spank Star Wars: The Restricted Files Part 2 – Meeting Ass-hoka Tano Part 2 “Hey Dad… Where’s Chewie?” asked a flustered Anakin Solo as he and his fifteen year old sister, Jaina, walked into the family’s living room to find their father rooting through the cushions on … Read more

A Chance Encounter (Batgirl (Babs) and Renee Montoya) Part One

The fight had been going on for the better part of an hour with Batgirl trading punches and kicks with the East Side Rangers, a well organized group of gang members led by a woman who called herself The Mask. Driving a particularly hard punch to the side of her second’s woman, Batgirl finished off … Read more

3Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor

Chapter Three Summary: Harry and Hermione spend time studying… and they happen to read a book or two as well Harry woke up the next day to birds singing a happy song. Of course the effing birds were singing happily; the sun had just risen, and they, being creatures that loved rising early, sang with … Read more

Star wars: Padme And the Sith.

Au Star wars universe where Senator Padme Amidala never met Anakin Skywalker and is instead protected by a young Sith who saved her when Naboo was taken by Nute Gunray and became her protector and guardian. ######################################### They met on her home planet of Naboo, right as she was fleeing the palace. She was queen … Read more

Harry Potter “That” Need Part 11_(0)

Surely some magical force had to be working to prevent the bed from collapsing, as all four bodies made a dive for it at once, arms and legs tangled together in a heady mixture of sweat and desire. Harry found Ginny at once, and pulled her on top of his body for a slow and … Read more

Harry Potter Promise NR.14

Chapter 16 Disclaimer: don’t own As January began to wind down, Harry and his friends continued to do their research, and carried out reconnaissance missions, keeping an eye on the Ministry entrance, Diagon Alley, and Hogsmeade. By picking up copies of the Daily Prophet whenever they could, they learned of the Muggleborn Registration Commission, a … Read more