Chapter 17 Snape looked up at the sound of the knock on his door, and set aside the essay he had been grading. An abysmal effort by a second year Hufflepuff, barely worth the parchment it had been written on. He opened the door to see Black standing on the other side. Sirius tried not … Read more
You’ve heard about it in the news once and not after because the White House’s inside team will make sure nothing about it is leaked out to the press. This is one of the many dirty secrets that have never been allowed to leave the ‘Führerbunker’…until now. Guest-starring perverted middle-aged politicians from the Trump Administration. … Read more
Chapter Twenty: Harry and Hermione face off against the Death Eater Threat and then face off against their dry spell. “Awww…. Did we interrupt?” the Death Eater asked mockingly as he pointed at Harry’s crotch. Harry looked down at his lap and found/ ‘Harry, Jr.’ sleeping in the open air, oblivious to the danger around … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Fourteen: Places a bra… err… abroad. Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over … Read more
Epilogue: Look everybody! It’s an epilogue! Nineteen Years Later… Wait… what? Nineteen? Why nineteen? Don’t these things happen in even amounts of years like “two,”“ten,” or “twenty”? Or even increments of five years? Why would I go against convention and use an odd number like nineteen? “Oh, look at me; I’m such a rebel. I … Read more
Toward the end of the week, I was in the kitchen helping out with some dishes when Bobby came down the stairs. “Kellie, come here a second.” He called. I finished rinsing off the plate and followed him up the stairs into his mother’s room, where he was sleeping during his stay. “I want to … Read more
Chapter Thirty Four: And the Walls Come Crumbling Down Standard Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all characters are property of J K Rowling, Warner Brothers, Bloomsbury Books, Arthur A. Levine Books, Raincoast Books, Scholastic publishing (et al.) and are used without permission. This work was written purely for noncommercial entertainment; no money is being made. WARNING: … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Three: What’s a Tree? Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is … Read more
This is a work of fan fiction. All characters are the property of their respective owners. I own the story line. Chapter 9 – Naughty Little Minx It was a typical Sunday afternoon; Ron sat at the table with his wife, each going over notes for the coming week’s work. Atypically though, Hermione was doing … Read more
Chapter Twenty-Six: Tempers flare and a shocking revelation or two… perhaps three. “Lousy son of a bitch, I’ll kill him!” Those eight words had been repeated constantly by Hermione as she stomped down the hall. After Harry had told her the devastating news that Ron had been lending out the “instructional” Pensieve Memory that the … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Six Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more
“Hey, what are you doing here?” asked Shikamaru as Naruto entered the room. Naruto pointed to his forehead protector with a grin. “I managed to pass after all,” said Naruto. “Troublesome,” said the lazy Nara as he set his head down to take a nap. Naruto was about to say something when Iruka entered the … Read more
Chapter 8 Disclaimer: don’t own Harry Potter. Breakfast was a somewhat quiet affair the next morning; everyone was tired, having to get used to waking up early after several months of freedom. Minerva handed out schedules as usual, passing Harry his with a small smile, before moving on down the table. Harry looked over his … Read more
31 December 2016 Taylor Swift couldn’t wait for the party. Dan Dymtrow had told her that an executive producer of Weinstein Company was holding a New Year’s party and needed someone for the main event of the night. Dan had mentioned her and she got the job. She would finally get a chance to display … Read more
Chapter Seven Summary: Brainy birds are naughty! Harry cursed at himself for his own stupidity as he dashed behind the couch where Hermione had landed. Hermione had simply wanted to see how his love based magic affected his power and Harry had complied. He concentrated on his love based magic and yet, somehow he bollixed … Read more
“Who is this twerp”!” Johnny demanded from Allie after shutting off his dirtbike. The rest of his group were following their leader for moral support. They were the black belts of the Cobra Kai dojo and they were closer than brothers. “Johnny leave him alone. It’s over between us!!” Aliie pleaded with her ex. “Looks … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Two Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money either. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e.: smut), bad spelling and grammar. Also, the smut is going to be a bit more graphic than last time. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad … Read more
Hinata awoke to the smell of breakfast. Slowly, she opened her eyes and was startled to find herself not in her own room. Then the memories of last night started to emerge in her mind as she reached for the collar around her next. It hadn’t been a dream after all. She had told the … Read more
The black Porsche convertible screeched into the car park, coming to a halt in the bay nearest the main doors in a cloud of dust; the woman driving it flung open the door and leaving it wide open, ran towards the entrance. She was a 32 year old long-haired blonde, wearing a white blouse, a … Read more
Chapter Ten Summary: Things get revealed in the bathroom… well more revealed than they already are that is. “Oh, bugger,” repeated Harry. A small House-Elf partially hidden behind the wall of other House-Elves was able to pop his or her head through a tiny opening and gazed in awe at Harry and Hermione’s naked forms. … Read more
