Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eight Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more
Chapter 9 (Six weeks later) Mary Batson sat in her bed nervously anticipating the doorbell as she wondered who was going to show up to give her ‘the lecture’. After answering the emergency call from the Justice League the day before she just knew it was only a matter of time before someone showed up. … Read more
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Christmas Shopping, Returns, and Other Headaches… and pains in the arse. The next morning, after a good long rest, thirteen naked, sweaty, and fairly sticky people fumbled around in blindness. “No one remove your blindfolds,” one Hermione commanded. “We don’t want to risk aparadox.” “It’s funny that we’re worried about a paradox when … Read more
Author’s Note: While I normally don’t care if you read this part or not, it’s your loss if you don’t. I like to give you a glimpse into my psyche and overall, entertain. Everything I write should be written like I actually want it to be read. The legal stuff should always be illegally funny. … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Four: Grime and Punishment Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is … Read more
Okay, this is my first entry in what is planned to be a multi game crossing possibly more. I’m writing this for fans of the game series, and as such, am trying to keep it as game related as possible. This installment is mainly setting up the story and introducing characters. Sorry in advance to … Read more
Chapter Seven – Defense Instructor Extraordinaire Another week went by and Harry was starting to feel guilty. Hermione had been complaining about no Defense Against the Dark Arts class and how far they were falling behind. This made Harry realize that the first and second years were really getting the worst end of it. It … Read more
Chapter 1 Jessie lay in the full body tub as she let the water embrace her sexy seventeen-year-old body. She still could not believe that after she graduated high school at 17, left Texas, and came to New York she became a nanny to the Ross family. There was Bertram the butler, Zuri the youngest … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Twenty-Five: Dim-witted Theories and Troubles Abound Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of … Read more
Chapter Nineteen Summary: Harry and Hermione fight while Ron gets the point. You Know Who Sends Minister Biscuit Bouquet of DEATH! Special Report by Sarah Chambers for the Daily Prophet. The body of Rufus Scrimgeour, Minister of Magic, was found in his office early this morning by the cleaning crew. The Magical Law Enforcement has … Read more
“Mine were an old people, and were old even when this land was settled. And now they were scattered, and shared only the rituals of mysteries that none living could understand. I was the only one who came back that night to the old town as legend bade, for only the poor and the lonely … Read more
Harry and Hermione were about to finish performing The Double-Up Ward for the photo session. They considered this ritual to be key to the different protections being offered in their book, as this particular ward increased the strength and efficiency of all the other wards placed on the house of the participants by nearly one-hundred … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Sixteen: “… on a very special episode of…” Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good … Read more
Gray Jedi Ch. 8 “There’s the hangar,” Malik said, peering through his electrobinoculars. “A couple of patrols, nothing too bad. The entrance is still sealed up, so I bet they think nobody can get in that way.” “Now we just gotta figure out how to get in unnoticed,” Serra muttered. “Sir, I’m back!” Rex said, … Read more
Chapter 8 A lot of people have been guessing at how I’m going to deal with the horcrux in Harry, and though some of you have come close or are on the right track, no one has gotten it yet! So I’ve decided to offer up a sort of prize, if you will. To anyone … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Eleven: Shhh be Vewy Vewy Quiet Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over … Read more
Clara slowly came to her senses. She gasped softly as cool air brushed against her skin. The petite girl nervously opened her eyes. Where was she this time? Clara was horrified to discover that she was naked again, tied down to a cold metal platform. Her hands and feet were restrained by heavy metal clamps … Read more
Legends of Potter Chapter One – Privet Drive “GET UP BOY AND GET BREAKFAST READY!” “Yes, Uncle Vernon,” said a groggy voice. Uncle Vernon opened the bedroom door. “After that I have some chores for you to do outside.” Uncle Vernon almost seemed cheerful when he said that. “Yes, Uncle Vernon” said Harry while putting … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Four Disclamer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) … Read more
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor Chapter Seventeen: It’s Not Easy Being Green Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. I’m not making any money. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling and grammar. Author’s Notes: This story is a broad farce with over the top humor (a good deal of … Read more
