Prince Charming and the glass…..
Back in the 18th century a humble page visits a jeweller’s shop. “So lets get this straight. You say Prince Charming wants a golden dildo, 10 centimeters in girth and 40 centimeters in length and encrusted with diamonds?” Buttoni, Prince Charming’s page looked at the jeweller and nodded, “Indeed,” he agreed. “Well we’re right out … Read more